 3/13/02n Requiem- Super Rat Super Rat Does What ever a Rat is At Eats Some Cheese Spreads Disease Super Rat Super Rat Does Super Rat Ninja Kicks Smokes a Bowl, Kick the Shite out of Any Mole Super Rat Leaves a Ship Beats a Pimp Super Rat Super Rat R.I.P 1999-2001 |
| 1/16/02 Adam did not have a site perpared so I thought I would add a sermon Adam gave via our chat room, enjoy: All <text> was from crowd. Chat
Sermon 06/26/01 |
| 9/20/01 Sometimes I do not go looking far and wide for new sites in which to make you lot either/or hard/wet/disgusted/whathave you....sometimes you lot send them to me. I went to this site and at first glance I believed it to be a site dedicated to yet another large unpleasant looking bear. (a large hairy gay man for those not in the know) What, I asked myself, did this 2 ton homosexual have to share with me that I did not already or more likely, under no circumstances, want to know? Spankings? Jock strap fetish? Master looking for Slave? If you have seen one Bear site you have seen them bloody all.... Well, I was incorrect. My young friends, I learned an important life lesson as I perused this neon fonted site. Under some of this gentlemens likes and turn ons were these: --Arrogant buns in sweat pants--A Marine crying-- A youth slipping off his shoe in the train or on the bus. Although almost any shoe and sock combination will do, this is better if the shoe is athletic and the sock is white, better still if it is a boot or high-topped shoe basketball shoe, and best of all if the youth seems to be removing it to ease his pain....-- This is a man that knows what he wants, which also includes a "more recent interest in traditional Japanese rope bondage, which is not only effective but visually pleasing. This art reaches its pinnacle in the elaborate practice known as hojojutsu. " Be us bear or be us 30 something female yaoi fan, if we dig deep down, don't we all have a common love of perverse dealings with rope and Japanese boys? Don't answer that... but next time you see a bear, give him a hug...^^. On to, Bear Sex *thank you Polepot* |
| 5/17/01 I frequently say "Jesus fuck me" but never did I think I would find something to make it a truth outside the metaphysical sense. Get your credit cards ready! There's a brand new reason to fear God! ^^ Do you love Jesus? Have you felt as if you wanted to become closer to him but have not known how? Have you ever thought Jesus had sort of ripped Abs? Your favourite saviour is now available on a much more practical level... Home to the Baby Jesus Butt Plug and more! (I recommend the JackHammer Jesus.) |
| 1/12/01 Hi. Pod pod pooooood. Adam, you are thinking, what the fuck does that mean? Well, Pod pod poooooood is a mate of mine and because she has done me so many sexual favours I really did owe her a thing or 3. So...... DO yo like anime? DO you like boys? DO you like boys in anime? DO you like dressing up like Aya and touching yourself? DO you like Shoujo themed shower curtains? DO you like spending money and large amounts of time on all of these things with others who do as well?? DO you like where this is heading?
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| 11/21/00 Did you know that flamginos prefer group sex? Did you know that male goats like to jump onto one another in a lewd fashion? "You may have been told about the birds and the bees when you were younger but it's unlikely mum and dad ever told you about the elephants, monkeys, goats and guinea pigs, and exactly what they get up to. Because, contrary to what many people think, it seems group sex, gay sex and lesbian sex is very common among our furry friends. And, to demonstrate just how common, Artis Zoo in Amsterdam is organising a series of lectures and tours to show off its homo- and bisexual beasts. "The idea behind it is to show that homosexuality is a natural phenomenon," says zoo Director, Dr Maarten Frankenhuis." This makes me want to read Animal Farm, Watership Down and Curious George alllllll over again.... I bring to you.... And I don't mean the frolicking kind. |
10/30/00
Who is behind this seemingly benign listing of stats? Who is this creature which uses the Ocean Cyclone Suplex, the Rolling Cradle, the Dropkick and oh yes, the dreaded Moonsault ..... You guessed correctly! It is Manami Toyota! WWWA Singles Champion! In search of something relevant for this column and this page, I discovered another pearl from the oyster from the profound sea, which is Japan. Did you yanks think you had the market on the camp! The flesh! The gratuitous use of two women engaged in hardcore cat fighting but with themes! Scores! Sponsorships!!? As demonstrated by this delicate flower here and these fragile petals of the orient and lastly these gentle ladies who can barely stop giggling about Hello Kitty to get any wrestling done As you can see, many young women in Nipponland have taken up the subtle art, the sophisticated flavour, the resistible costume of: |
| 8/10/00 Have you ever sat about and wondered how you could augment your penis (or in clit ownership cases, your significant other/a stranger/boy whore) into a new and exciting format so you may enjoy it in ways that God may not have intended? I knew you had. I have found the website just for you! I feel it's only fair to warn you that this website is bloody disgusting. If you are easily lead to tears by cake abuse (as am I) I would recommend that maybe you skip this one and wait in breathless anticipation for next week's site. However, if cake mutilation never ceases to amaze and thrill you, consider this your birthday, Christmas morning and Yom Kippur all rolled into one fun filled, action packed, completely bloody horrifying link An excerpt: " If you put one side of the clamp in the hole and the other on the [penis] head in the 6 o'clock position and squeeze gently, over a considerable period of time (maybe while you watch something on TV that interests you for an hour or so) pretty soon the handles will click together and you will be squeezing part of the head [penis] as flat as paper." I couldn't make anything this good up. ^^ |
7/6/00 Hi there yaoi fan person. I know exactly what you are thinking. Don't believe me? I know what you are thinking right at this moment. That I am full of shite. Believe me now? ^^ I will tell you the second thing you are thinking. Who the bloody hell are you GUMS? Well I am a member of Team Mink (known by jesus as Adam), the Team that has been helping yaoi net goers have it off since 1997. I bet you feel closer to me already. No need for thanks, I do it so that you may do it to yourself, by yourself. But theres more! I have a special surprise for all of you. I have been running around the web to find the best and brightest sites that would provide insight and shed light into your lives. SO I present, this site of the week. **Sexual Positions That Work Best With Fat People** Don't miss the ins and outs of oral sex when unable to lift your own thighs....Enjoy! -GUMS-
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